Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Rod Blagojevich is trapped inside his own brain

Parts one through three of John Stewart interviewing the latest of the Illinois Inglorious Guvners... In all actuality, I bet that Fitzgerald and some of the Democratic machine probably doesn't want the entirety of these tapes to come out. By the time we get to part three, Blago is saying that Hillary "stepped out of" Obama's way in exchange for $10 million in fundraising to get her campaign debt retired and a position for her as Sec of State. Rod and Rezco were in the same circle too, I bet there's a ton of juicy politics in those tapes.
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Uncle Trouble?


Apparently there's a new method for making meth that's causing an uptick in the drug's usage after years of declining numbers. The AP has a lengthy piece discussing the new "shake and bake" technique, which involves common drugstore substances being shaken up in a 2-liter, airtight bottle.

The best part of the piece, however, seems to be a warning from Marion County Sheriff Kevin Williams. "It simplified the process so much that everybody's making their own dope... It can be your next-door neighbor doing it. It can be one of your family members living downstairs in the basement."

For some reason it doesn't strike me as terribly odd that a relative living in your Alabama basement could be a meth head. Williams should have added that "it could be scary, scraggly guys living in beat up vans in the holler."

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Memories of a Private Dick

Dick Cheney is apparently writing his memoirs of the Bush administration, which is sure to be a fascinating read regardless of your political tilt. The Washington Post has a story about it today, and though they play up the "Frustrated with Bush" headline, what's interesting is that Cheney has long assailed insider accounts of administrations arguing, perhaps correctly, that it compromises the privacy and therefore honesty of closed door discussions. An interesting passage from today's piece,"Cheney himself has said, without explanation, that "the statute of limitations has expired" on many of his secrets. "When the president made decisions that I didn't agree with, I still supported him and didn't go out and undercut him," Cheney said, according to Stephen Hayes, his authorized biographer. "Now we're talking about after we've left office. I have strong feelings about what happened. . . . And I don't have any reason not to forthrightly express those views."

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Louisiana 'Hizzy' of Representatives

Hurricane Chris blows up the Louisiana Legislature! Apparently he was given the mic as part of an appreciation or resolution honoring him. Halle Berry!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Man-Power

I'm assuming this contraption is a joke and not actually intended for consumption.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Changed Opinions?

After watching the June 2nd Daily Show, I realized I had a growing disdain for how the feds were running things. Strangely, P.J. O'Rourke, whom I don't usually like, seemed like he had some good things to say. Am I just tired, or was this a particularly good episode?

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

You Know How I Know You're Gay?

Apparently, Kim Jong Il is passing over his middle son's ascension to power because Kim thinks he's too lady-like. From the AP,
"Kim considers the middle son, Jong Chol, too effeminate for the job, according to his former sushi chef." Perhaps nobody has told Mr. Jong Il that he has a girl's name?